EXTREMELY EXTREME SUNGLASSES FOR EXTREMELY EXTREME PEOPLE.
YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE INTO A MAILBOX. YOU LEAN BACK IN YOUR CHAIR, FALL, AND BONK YOUR HEAD ON A FISH TANK. THE GLASS BREAKS. AQUARIUM WATER AND FLOPPING FISH RAIN DOWN ON YOU. EMBARRASSING MOMENTS? NAH. JUST PUT ON YOUR WRAP Gs AND ACT LIKE IT'S INTENTIONAL AS YOU SAUCILY QUIP, "I DO MY OWN STUNTS."
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).