The PHGs - Artifacts, Not Artifeelings
Caps off! You just earned your PHG. $35 is nothing compared to your crushing student loan debt.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.