The Retro Gs - Threaten Me With a Good Time

$40.00
By Goodr

Description

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

Threaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.

MADE FOR MEDIUM NOGGINS

Just-right midsize sunnies.

NO SLIP

Special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

NON-REFLECTIVE LENSES

Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting

ALL RETRO

Square aviator frames that blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes