The Astro Gs - Kidnapped by a Cyborg

$50.00
By Goodr

Description

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.) 

MADE FOR MEDIUM NOGGINS

Just-right midsize sunnies.

NO SLIP

Special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

GRADIENT LENSES

Dark-to-light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground visibility.

ALL STAR

Modern shield wraparound shades with an anti-fog coating for cosmic levels of performance.