BFGs - Hellhound Hallucinations

What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big-noggined lug.)

NON-REFLECTIVE LENSES
Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting.

NO SLIP
Special grip-coated frame with silicone inserts to eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE
Lightweight, durable frame that prevents bouncing while you crush that WOD.

ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

ALL MELON HEAD
Larger frame built specifically for those with magnum-sized noggins.